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WOMEN 2
Bruce and Jenny...
Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but
they just know that they
are in love. One day they decide that they want to
get married, so Bruce
goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks
up to him and says "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in
love and I want to ask
you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr.
Smith replies, "Well
Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it,
Bruce replies "In Jenny's
room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit
there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says
with a huge grin, "Okay
then how will you live? You're not old enough to get
a job. You'll need to
support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance..
Jenny makes 5 bucks a week
and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a
month and that should do
us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that
Bruce has put so much
thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to
come up with something
that Bruce won't have an answer to. After a second,
Mr. Smith says, "Well
Bruce, it seems like you have got everything all
figured out. I just have
one more question for you. What will you do if the
two of you should have
little ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well,
we've been lucky so far..."
Mr. Smith doesn't think the little shit is adorable
anymore
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