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There's No Nursing Home In My Future....
When Old and Feeble, I'm Checking Into the Holiday Inn!
The average cost for a nursing home is at least $188.00 per day. I've already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn. With a combined long-term-stay,senior discount, it's $49.23 per night.
That leaves $138.77 a day for:Breakfast, lunch & dinner in any restaurant I want, or room service. Laundry, gratuities & special TV movies.
Plus Holiday Inn provides a swimming pool, workoutroom, a lounge,
washer, dryer, etc. Most have free toothpaste & razors, & all have
free shampoo & soap.
They treat you like a customer, not a patient. Five bucks worth of tips a day will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
There's a city bus stops out front & seniors ride free.
To meet other nice people, call a church bus on Sundays.
For a change of scenery, take the airport shuttle bus & eat at one of
the nice restaurants there.
While you are at the airport, fly somewhere. Otherwise the cash
keeps building up.
It takes months to get into a decent nursing home. Holiday Inn will
take your reservation today. And you're not stuck in one place
forever - you can move from Inn to Inn, or even from city to city.
Want to see Hawaii? It has Holiday Inns, too.
TV broken? Light bulbs need changing? Need to have the mattress replaced?
problem! They fix everything & apologize for the
upgrade you to a suite for the rest of your life.
I'll face it with a grin.
Just forward all my e-mail
@The Holiday Inn.