CHILDREN 3
A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to
the first
grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on No
baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
reminding
them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to
visit my
Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People'
words!" She
then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She
said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
People'
words." She then asked Alex what he had done? "I read a
book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you
read?" Alex thought
real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride, and
said, "Winnie the SHIT."
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