BOOZE 9
A large woman wearing a sleeveless dress
walked into a bar. She raised her right arm revealing a huge hairy armpit as
she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked "What man here will
buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried
to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his
hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the
woman chugged it down. She then turned to the patrons again pointed around at
all of them revealing >>the same very hairy armpit and asked, "What man here
will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again the same little drunk slapped
his money down on the bar and said "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The drunk replied," Any woman who can lift her leg up that high has to be a ballerina"
