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Useless Affirmations
I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
I will assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
I will no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself. Unless of course,
I want to
stay employed
Does my self-pity get to you or should I move up to incessant nagging?
Today I will gladly share my experience and advise, for there are no sweeter words than
"I told you so."
False hope is nicer than no hope at all.
A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem.
Just for today, I will not
sit in my living room all day watching TV. Instead I will move the TV into the
bedroom.
Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute....I'll find someone.
I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people
I can laugh at.
The next time opportunity knocks on my door, I will pretend I am not in.
To have a successful relationship I will learn
to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm
getting.
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