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BREAKFAST 1/2 Grapefruit 1 Slice Whole Wheat Toast 8 oz. Skim Milk LUNCH 4 oz. Lean Broiled Chicken Breast 1 Cup Steamed Zucchini ! Oreo Cookie Herb Tea (no sugar) MID- AFTERNOON SNACK Rest of the Package of Oreos 1 Quart of Rocky Road Ice Cream ! Jar of Hot Fudge DINNER 2 Loaves Garlic Bread Large Pepperoni and Mushroom Pizza Large Pitcher of Beer 2 Milky Way Candy bars Entire Frozen Cheesecake ( eaten directly from the freezer ) DIET TIPS 1. If no one sees you eat it-- it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar they cancel each other out. 3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount 4. Food used for medicinal purposes never count such as: Hot Chocolate, Brandy, Toast and Sara Lee Cheese Cake. 5. If you fatten everyone else around you -then you look thinner. 6. Movie related foods don't count because they are simply part of one's entire entertainment experience and not a part of one's personal fuel (such as Milk Duds, Popcorn with Butter, Junior Mints, and Red Licorice.) 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breakage causes calorie leakage. 8. Carrot cake is an unlimited vegetable. 9.Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of 10.Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: 11.Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are This diet brought to you courtesy of:
I think I've found inner peace. My therapist told me a way to achieve inner peace was to finish things I had started. Today I finished two bags of potato chips, a lemon pie, a fifth of Jack Daniels and a small box of chocolate candy. I feel better already. Please pass along to all who need it.
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