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                  Once again, the female staff will be  offering 

                  courses to men of any marital status. Class size

                  will be limited to 12, as course material may prove

                  to be difficult.

Course #      Course Title

101                              Combating Stupidity

102                      You Too Can Do Housework 

103                      PMS-Learning When TO Keep Your Mouth Shut

104                      How to Fill An Ice Cube Tray

105                      We Do NOT Want Sleazy Underthings For

                           Christmas-Give Us Money

106                     Understanding The Female Response To You

                            Coming In  Drunk At 4A.M.

107                      Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly

                           Called "'Don't Wash My Silks"" ) 

108                     Parenting - No, It Doesn't End with

                          conception

109                     Get A Life - Learn To Cook

110                   

   How Not To Act Like An Idiot

 When you're 

 Obviously Wrong  

111                       Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

112                      Understanding Your Financial incompetence

113                      You - The Weaker Sex     

114                      Reasons To Give Flowers

115                      How To Stay Awake After Sex 

116                      Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself 

                           anywhere But The Bathroom

117                       Garbage - Getting It To The Curb

118                      You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try 

119                      The weekend And  sports Are Not Synonymous

120                     How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

121                      How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not

                          Get lost

122                     The Remote Control - Overcoming Your

                          Dependency

123                      Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

124                      How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children

125                     You Too Can Be A Designated Driver   

126                      Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson,

                            Especially When You're Naked    

127                      Changing Your Underwear  - It really Works

128                      The Attainable Goal - Omitting &%#@! From Your

                          Vocabulary

129                      Fluffing The Blankets After Flagellating Is Not

                          Necessary

130                      Real Men Ask Directions

When a woman says: This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up, your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no
clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now! 

What a man hears: 

 blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON 
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I 
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR 
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES 
 blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW 

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