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TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY, INC. 6969 SLIDELL Avenue Droptrouse, Vermont 01183 April 1, 2000 Dear Sir: We regret to inform you that we have to reject your application and photo layout to model and represent our product, TROJAN CONDOMS. Although your general physical appearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feels that your wearing of our product in our advertisements would not portray a positive, romantic, image. A loose, baggy and wrinkled condom is not the image we're looking for. We do admire your efforts to try and firm up the appearance of the condom by using Polygrip while modeling for the photos. However, the appearance still seems rather awkward and looks somewhat like a bicycle grip. We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time and expense and effort. We will retain your application for future consideration, if by chance we should ever decide to market a smaller, shorter, tighter product.
Very Truly Yours
Richard "Dick" Eoff, President TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY, INC. ME/pg ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY SLOGANS
" Cover Your Stump Before You Hump"' " Don't Be Silly, Cover your Willy" "Never Deck Her With an Unwrapped Pecker" " Before You Attack Her ....Wrap Your Whacker" "IF You're Not Going To Sack It.....Go Home And Whack IT" This was a public service brought to you by; www.uselessgraphics.com
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