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What hair color do
they put on the drivers license of a bald man? thanks
to: scareyblonde
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If a 
mime
swears does
his mother wash his "hands" with soap ?
thanks to: nelli)
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Whose cruel idea was
it to spell the word "lisp" with an "s" Thanks
to; wooliejr
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Why do you drive on a
Parkway and park on a Drive way? Thanks to; Tony
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Why do your feet smell and
your nose runs?Thanks to; Yolanda Gamez
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If "Con is the opposite
of "Pro" is " Congress " the opposite of"
Progress" Thanks to; Jen Rinehart
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Why is it called 7-11 if it's
open 24 hours Thanks to; TMAXX2001
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If convenient stores are open
24 hours, why is there locks on the doors? Thanks
to; IRCC
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Why do they call it Minute
Rice when it takes 10 minutes to boil? Thanks
again to ; IRCC
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If olive oil is made out of
olives, what is baby oil made of? Thanks
to Yvette Dowell
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Why do drugstores make the
sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions
while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
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Why do drive up ATM's have Braille
on them?
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If a 
pig loses it voice is it "disgruntled"?
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If a pig is sold to the pawn
shop, is it considered a hamhock?
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If ignorance is bliss why
aren't more people happy?
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If Wal-Mart is lowering
prices everyday how come nothing is free yet?
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How can there be self
help groups?
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Why aren't there any grapes
or nuts in grape-nuts?
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Can a storm be designated a
tornado without touching down in a trailer park?
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May I refuse to inherit the
earth?
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If 
Superman
is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
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How do you get off a non stop
flight?
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How come wrong numbers are
never busy?
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What's the speed of dark?
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How does a thermos know
whether a drink should be hot or cold?
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If 
aliens
are smart enough to travel through space why do they keep abducting the
dumbest people?
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If we're not supposed to eat
late night snacks why is there a light in the refrigerator?
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Why is it when we ship something
by truck we call it a shipment, but if we send something by ship it's called
a cargo?
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Why doesn't your body slam up
against the back of a plane when you jump up?Thanks
to: Joann71971
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If
babies are so cute when they're born, how come half of them grow up to be
ugly old men? Thanks to; Callie2cool
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Why doesn't "Buick"
rhyme with "quick?"
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If Barbie is so popular, why
do you have to buy her friends?
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Who is General Failure and
why is he reading my hard disk?
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Why do psychics have to
ask for your name?
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If the plural of tooth is
teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
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Is it really an optical
illusion, or does it just look that way?
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Can a person without eyebrows
show surprise? Thanks to;
DiamondCertified
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed ?
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Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" ?
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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin ?
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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word ?
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Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips ?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ?
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Isn't Disney World a people
trap operated by a mouse?
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a
beard?
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If it's zero degrees outside
today and it's suppose to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to
be?
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You know most packages
say "open here". But, what should you do if the package says
" open somewhere else?"
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If buttered toast always
lands buttered side down and cats always land feet first, what would happen
if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat ?
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What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way
?
Thanks
paulandjoanne@worldonline.co.uk
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Why is there an eject button on the remote control ( u still gotta get up n take the tape out )
paulandjoanne@worldonline.co.uk
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Why is
"abbreviated "such a long word?
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Why is it rain drops but snow
falls?
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If you have a bunch of
"odds and ends" and get rid of all but one of them, what do you
call it?
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If teachers taught, why
didn't preachers praught?
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Doesn't it seem crazy that
you can make amends but not one amend ?
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Why is it writers write but
fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't hamm?
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Why
does Hawaii have interstate highwaystammyh44@aol.com
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Why is it called a "T.V.set". and
you only get one? Bunnygonebad66@aol.com
