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Why don't sheep shrink
when it rains ?
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How much deeper would
the ocean be without sponges ?
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What happens if you
get "scared half to death" twice ?
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If bankers could count
how come there are 8 windows and only 4 tellers ?
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Would a fly without
wings be called a "walk" ?
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Is it true cannibals
don't eat clowns 
because they taste funny?
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What was the best
thing before sliced bread ?
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If it's tourist season
why can't we shoot them?
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If all the world is a stage,
where does the audience sit ?
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Why can't I set my
laser printer on "stun" ?
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If the number 2 pencil
is so popular why is it still number two ?
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Why do they call
them hemorrhoids instead of "asteroids"?
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How do you tell when
you run out of invisible ink ?
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Why do psychics
have to ask your name ?
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If you choke a 
Smurf,
what color does it turn ?
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Why do kamikaze pilots
wear helmets ?
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Why do they
put Braille dots on the keyboard of the drive-in ATM ?
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Why is the alphabet in
that order, is it because of that song ?
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If most car accidents
occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move
ten miles away ?
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If you write a book
about failure and it doesn't sell , is it a success ?
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Why do we play in
recitals and recite in plays ?
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How do they get the
deer to cross at the
yellow signs ?
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If white wine goes
with fish , do white grapes go with sushi ?
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If love is blind 
why
is lingerie so popular ?
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If you're born again ,
do you have two belly buttons ?
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Do infants enjoy
infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery ?
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If work is so
terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it ?
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How is it possible to
have a civil war ?
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If one synchronized
swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too ? Thanks to:
dyancu
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How happy are larks,
really?
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Why do they say "near-miss", when
referring to no collision?
If it's a near-miss, didn't they hit? thanks
to: susan
