MONKEYS
A
small Kentucky Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood," and
difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
was in heat. To make matters worse, no male gorillas of the species
available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a
part time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages.
Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but he possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators
thought they might have a solution.
Ed was approached with a proposition.
Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over
carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their
offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her.
Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked
what was his third condition.
"Well," said Ed, "you gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
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