"Mom's Dictionary"
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make
love again.
DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart
to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the
strained carrots.
FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
GRANDPARENTS: 
The people who think your children are
wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we
say.
OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies
wearing dry shoes into it.
SHOW-OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.
STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it
and to
your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing 
Superman pajamas.
TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and
she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
VERBAL: Able to whine in words. 
WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house...
WEEKEND: When Dad gets to play
golf while Mom catches up 
on the laundry, cleans the house, runs errands, etc.
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