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GOLF 2
  A husband and wife decided to take up golfing. However, both were to embarrassed to take lessons together, afraid of making a fool of themselves in front of the other, so it was decided that the husband would take his lessons first.
On
his
first
day
of
lessons,
the
husband
learned
how
to
hold
the
club
and
swing
properly.
His
instructor
told
him
to
tee
up
and
hit
the
ball
after
about
30
minutes
of
instruction
and
practice
swings.
He
did
as
instructed,
but
only
hit
the
ball
about
25 feet.
The
instructor
said,
"That
was
OK
but
you
can
do
better.
This time,
I
want
you
hold
that
club
as
if
it's
your
wife's
breast."
The husband
did
and
he
hit
the
ball
about
125
yards.
The
instructor
said, "That's
great!
That'll
be
it
for
today."
The
husband
was
excited
and hurried
home
to
tell
his
wife.
That
excited
her
so
she
decided
to
go
the next
day.
Again
the
instructor
had
her
tee
up
after
about
30
minutes
of instruction
and
practice
swings.
The
wife
teed
up,
swung
and
the
ball only
went
about
10
feet.
The
instructor
said
"That
was
OK
,
but
you
can do
better.
This
time,
I
want
you
to
think
of
how
you
hold
your
husband's penis,
and
swing
at
the
ball."
She
did
and
swung
and
the
ball
only
went about
20
feet
this
time.
The
instructor
said,
"That
was
better,
but
this time
I
want
You
to
take
the
club
out
of
your
mouth
and
use
your
hands."
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